Funny Winter Quotes

Oy kid, there's no Santa
Love can warm three winter months
Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours"
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
You're like Santa Claus... on prozac... in Disney Land... getting laid
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress
The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it
Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman

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