Funny Sleep Quotes

I believe in sleeping
Sleep will fix anything. Go take a nap
Clouds: The only birds that never sleep
Only those who are asleep make no mistakes
Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Okay, so I can't fire Joseph. But, uh, I can sleep with his wife
Someday you'll want to sleep with people so they'll like you
I follow my life with the precision and security of a sleepwalker
Yeah, we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep
Because sometimes, Phoebe, after you sleep with someone... you have to kill a fish
The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy
I only got 3 hrs sleep last night so feel like slackin myself. prolly will faint soon... hello starbucks
All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and Sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up
Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night
Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean that guy with the toe thing. Who's he sleeping with?
You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie. But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep in my bed
One minute, I'm sitting happily at home minding my own business, next thing I know, I'm traveling third class with a fourth-class owner to a fifth-class motel to sleep with a sixth-class mutt

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