Funny Sarcastic Quotes |
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| Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit |
| It's alright, he's only choking! |
| Manuel, you're a waste of space |
| Oh, "him". He's hopeless, isn't he? |
| Your intelligence always surprise me |
| Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you |
| I'm sure your mom is very proud of you |
| I don't recognize you, I've changed a lot |
| Sometimes I just be coughing for nothin! |
| Life was so boring before you came here |
| He was happily married, but his wife wasn't |
| I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh |
| It's woman like her why God made darkness |
| Don't be alarmed, it's only my wife laughing |
| It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor |
| I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat |
| If worse comes to worse, I'll be your boyfriend |
| You'll have to forgive him. He's from Barcelona |
| A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed |
| Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control |
| I'm not sure what's wrong, but it's probably your fault! |
| I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works |
| Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested |
| He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends |
| No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk |
| Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much |
| Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television |
| Oh, German. I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you |
| When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well |
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