Funny Dog Quotes |
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| There was a dog that was so ugly, cars used to chase him! |
| Down, dumb dog! |
| The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away |
| How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg |
| The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts |
| I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! |
| An 80-foot inflatable dog loose over the city? How often does that happen? |
| You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie. But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep in my bed |
| What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it |
| Rats. I almost had him eating dog food |
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