Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, you look like a zombie and you smell like one too

Dear Mom, thanks for always being around, I wish you a nice birthday

Oh no! It's my friends birthday today and I haven't got her a present yet!

Once upon a time long long ago a baby was born and it was you! Happy Birthday dude~

This year I'm gonna have a big birthday party and invite all my friends

It's my 50th birthday today and all I want is some peace and quiet, please go away

Every year is the same, it's the happy birthday song, the cake, the presents and the candles

Hey you don't look much older but I hear it's your birthday today. Happy birthday

If everyone could look younger and younger like you, birthdays would be something to look forward to

I had a dream that 25 years ago you were tiny and ugly and screaming, must be a sign that it's your birthday