When I see a baby all I can think of is the hassle of taking care of it

Think of the baby as a long term investment. One day it will take care of you when you pee in your pants

We're organizing a baby crawling contest, I'm placing my bets on that skinny little one

We love our little baby girl, she is like a gift from heaven for us

Delivering my baby was the most painful experience, but once she arrived it felt fantastic

Come on don't be such a baby, do you think people will wipe your ass your whole life? You're a big boy now, time to learn to do things yourself

A baby is innocent, cute, straight forward and open minded, pretty much everything that you are not

Let's go home and make babies darling

I think that baby just beat you homie, how does that feel!

Whoa slow down baby, soldier down, soldier down...