31 Snoopy Quotes

You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
A V.I.P. Yes! Very important pup!
To live is to dance, to dance is to live
What a beautiful day this is, Woodstock!
I don't think that's an unreasonable request
No one has ever called me "Sugar Lips"
So what's wrong with making meal time a joyous occasion?
I feel sorry for someone who has to win at everything
My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said
Yes, the clouds are beautiful. Look at all those different shapes
Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list
Either Woodstock is a lousy flyer, or his blood sugar is low
It's just a Xerox form. But tomorrow, we start on a trilogy!
I wish I knew where Mom was. Beautiful moments are meant to be shared
Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt
If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant
I, T, IT! Sometimes we writers take hours finding exactly the right word
Hmph! If you don't mind, the head beagle would like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech!
Sometimes, when you're a great writer, the words come so fast you can hardly put them down on paper
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm Happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead? What I need is a change. Why does it become a bore? Everything's the same, day in, day out. I need, a change
It's nice to know that there are some things in life that you can count on, like that leaf over there on that tree. I can go to sleep and I know when I wake up, that leaf will still be there
I spend a lot of my time lying here on the doghouse. That's because the round-headed kid and his friends spend a lot of their days in school. I often wonder what they do there all day
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity
There are a lot of things that the round-headed kid and his friends do that I don't quite understand. I've noticed lately, that he and the one they call Peppermint Patty, spend a lot of time sitting under that tree over there. I wonder what they talk about?
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