47 Kyle Broflovski Quotes
Well, I'm Jewish
Good point, man
Good guess dude
Goddamn it, here!
Whoa, dude
For being stupid
For being fat
Aw, blow it out your ass!
Hey, Mole! Be careful
For being a sadistic asshole

Kyle Broflovski quotes with pictures

For having a whore for a mom
Dude, it's totally fine
Wanna know what I think?
No, dude, don't say that!
They were all out of them dude
He said his wish is not to die
Yeah, but I got my brother back
It's a game dude, it's really fun
Whoa, maybe you can kiss her
I didn't know she had a cat
You're my super best friend, Stan
We need to go to Canada, as soon as possible
Yeah. I think Phil Collins rocks the house
Can't we just play hide and seek at home?
Well, are there any chores I can do?
What would we use a marble-sack for?
Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman
Two year olds are too old for Mr. Hat
Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
You unbelievable son of a bitch!
What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?
Kyle, I told you, all kids in Colorado play hide and seek at the airport
That's the dumbest thing you've ever said, this week
Timmy, if we go back with that turkey, the other guys will kick our asses
Of course, Stan's got blue eyes and I have a sharper nose, but these are pretty close!
Okay. Do I have to shovel the whole driveway, or just the side with the car?
Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman. You might fall off and break it
What? But you were gonna take it in the back yard and put a bullet in its head!
Cartman, you *beep*ing hunk of fat, rat *beep*ing hunk of pig *beep*ing ass fat
This is taking too long. That flight to Connecticut is gonna leave. Hey! Can we speed things up here?
All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff
Dude, we're the only ones here. How long does it take to get five people through security?
Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park, there is no God
Dude, that was "Star Trek" again! "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few", that was Wrath of Khan!

Kyle Broflovski sayings and pictures

We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy
He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself
I've learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us