87 Jackie Chan Quotes
Jackie, always okay!
Never touch my queue
That's definitely not a rental
We can kill each other later
Just call him an asshole!
Roy! Roy! My ass is on fire
Jump! Don't think, just do!
Fight with honor. You will win
I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid
I'm crazy, but I'm not too crazy

Jackie Chan quotes with pictures

The name's Tong, James Tong
I look like a fool. But I'm Chinese
You are very smart. Good speller
I didn't know you spoke Chinese
Fifteen years ago, I really give up American market
We stick together. We are partners
I may have amnesia, but I'm not stupid!
When the shirt gets wet, it doesn't break
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Discretion is my middle name, sir
Maybe we should put on a dirty movie
Why are you spitting in your hand?
May we all co-operate and join this war on pirates
We can hang in my crib. I will show you my hood
Don't tell me you consider it sinful to drink
We're not going there to meet women
If you break her heart, I break your legs
When I look at you, I have a wet dream
I will bitch-slap you back to Africa
Carter! I can't hold any more! I'm slipping!
Beware of Hong Kong mosquito with high heels
Give me that fucking thing! Give it to me, come on!
Do not let circumstances control you. You change your circumstances
I like the third choice: I keep the disk, and I throw you both off
Why do you want to destroy life, when you can make it better?
I hate violence, yes I do. It's kind of a dilemma, huh?
I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy
It's very important that I get hurt when making a movie
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Who would leave a pile of stones in the middle of a field?
You lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book twice as big
Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist. Stop, I'm sick of your bullshit
That's my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD!
They will torture us for three days. Then they will cut off our eggrolls
Since the child knew his parents would give in, he tried the same trick again and again
I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan
I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are
Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead
Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy and sometimes I'd like to die in a movie
I will make action movies, I think, for a few more years, another five years
I'm tired of fighting. I've always known that I can't be an action star all my life
He wants final editing rights and the final look at the movie and so on
It may be funny to watch our skit. But there's nothing funny about counterfeits
You told everyone to take out their Samurai swords and shave your butt
He who speaks, does not Know, He who Knows, does not speak. Surely you're masterful
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from, but here is where it sets
That staff doesn't belong to you. You have to give it to me, or somebody might get hurt
Cinema reflects culture and there is no harm in adapting technology, but not at the cost of losing your originality
A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, "Jackie, are you scared?" Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman
Asia has a population of two billion so why isn't Asian film thriving? It's because of piracy and the Internet and piracy
My daddy also a policeman. My daddy arrested 25 by himself. My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand
If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
After all those years in Asia, I don't have to do promotion anymore. We just release a Jackie Chan movie and, Boom! People go
I don't want to be an action star, an action star's life is so short. I want my life to get longer, I want my career to get longer
I've let my family down, but I'm very lucky. My wife has forgiven me. She's supported me all these years, she will do so now
Let me out! Give me the book back! I have to go to Carson City to rescue the Princess! You've got the wrong person, I don't belong here!
It's a puzzle box. I don't know how to open it. I must have patience. By the time I'm able to open it, I will be ready to read the message
Exactly, how can you fill your cup if already full? How can you learn Kung Fu, you already know so much. No Shadow Kick, Buddha Palm! Empty your cup
The life of an action star is very short. I want to be an actor like Robert De Niro, like Dustin Hoffman or Clint Eastwood who in their 70s or 80s can still act
I have a few rules that I tell my manager: No sex scenes. No make love. The kids who like me don't need to see it. It would gross them out
In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. People would even ask me "Jackie Who?"
He was sitting down in a chair. The customers were telling me the crazy guy is here. When he started kicking the kid, then we called police
The ads all call me fearless, but that's just publicity. Anyone who thinks I'm not scared out of my mind whenever I do one of my stunts is crazier than I am
Today when our actors go to the U.S., what movies can they make? Can they appear in Titanic? Could they do Kramer vs. Kramer? No. No actor could do it
My skull, my eyes, my nose three times, my jaw, my shoulder, my chest, two fingers, a knee, I've hurt everything from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet
His name's Benny Garucci, he's an ex karate champ. I'd like to bust his fucking head in with a crowbar, but you're gonna have to hold him, he's a tough sonofabitch
For me the greatest source of income is still movies. Nothing, stocks, financial speculation, real estate speculation or businesses, makes more money for me than making movies
The economy of Hong Kong is going through a painful restructuring. Advertising is getting more competitive and there's tremendous pressure on editors and reporters to boost sales
Very difficult to understand American audience, what they like, what they don't like. Some movie I like very much, it doesn't work. Some movie I don't like, it gets big box office. Very difficult
I just want people to remember me like I remember Buster Keaton. When they talk about Buster Keaton or Gene Kelly, people say, "Ah yes, they good". Maybe one day, they remember Jackie Chan that way
I guess Americans like to talk so much. Dialogue scenes seem to take forever. We spend ten days doing dialogue and two days doing action. In Hong Kong, we spend twenty days doing action and two days doing dialogue
American stuntmen are smart, they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance. But in Hong Kong, we don't know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If you've got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt
In Hong Kong, if I say I want a movie to happen, it happens. I can't even believe they make movies in this city, All they seem to make is conversation. What do you think the ratio is here, ten meetings equals one project?
In Hollywood, they care more about comedy, relationship and so many things before action stunts. In Hong Kong, we go straight into stunts and action, but in America sometimes that's too much. So, now I'm making a film half and half, take some good things from Hollywood and some good things from Asia

Jackie Chan sayings and pictures

It's the kind of part I've never done before, and that is what made me want to do the movie, The script was funny, and my character was interesting. I wasn't playing a policeman, just an ordinary person, a taxi driver who becomes a kind of super spy because of a tuxedo that lets him do all kinds of special things
For example: a child wanted to eat something and the parents refused, and as the child began to act up and pretended to cry because there were no tears his parents immediately surrendered and offered the little master food with two hands
I guess her beauty is deceiving everyone. You may think that Hee-sun is like a princess all the time, but she is more like pretty boy in real life, She is really good at crying scenes. There must be a switch somewhere in her body to do that