70 Daffy Duck Quotes

I'm a Dirty Skunk!
Watch it, Bub!
You sly son of a
Silence is Foo!
Taint funny, McGee!
This is a close-up?
That's showbiz for ya!
Any one for tennis?
Gruesome, isn't it?
On account of I am greedy
Good evening, frieeeeeeeends
I can't stand pain, it hurts me!
Well, where's the rest of me?
Ridicule is the Burden of Genius
Well, I guess I'm the goat
He doesn't have to shoot me now!
I know, I know, but I can only do it once
I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese laundry!
Say, that's the stuff from my office
A house to go with this doorknob!
Farewell, my Queen! We will always have Paris
I'd like, I'd like a trip to Europe
Get me a proctologist right away!
Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil
A smashing frontal attack on enemy rear?
That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents
Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction
It looks like a piggy bank crime wave!
Alacazam! Alacazam! Alacazam!
Relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word fear!
Greetings Captiain, looks like you could use a hand
Wow! You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime!
Don't shush me!! I'll make all the noise I wanna!
Well, kids, don't let anyone tell you this show isn't realistic!
A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck
I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!
I should have bought him some magazines to read on the trip!
When a hunter shoots his gun at me, he's just out of luck!
If there's a pest in your nest, we'll remove it with zest
Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule?
Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire
I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable!
You got thirty-two teeth, would you like to try for sixteen?
I knew I should've cast Speedy Gonzales as my sidekick!
Rabbit au gratin du jour under tubed leather. Drool Drool!
Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo!
When a hunter shoots his gun at me, a bang bang bang
One thing you gotta admit, when I buy water, I sure get my money's worth
That's the last time I work with somebody with a speech impediment!
Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense
Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read
I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward
It's like the Chicken said Lauchpad, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it
It just goes to show you, you gotta kill yourself to win an Oswald in this town!
Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! So that's the way he wants to play?
It's supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money!
Even though you're kind of little, I'll teach you how to spray your spittle!
A Methersthmidt. A Meth of Mthersthmidts a METH of METHERSTHMIDTS!
Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed
I've told you peons a thousand times not to starve on my property! It lowers the value!
Cadet! You're all right, I mean, besides the fact that you seemed to have completely lost your mind
Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here!
When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain
Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do
Oh, people call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney. Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney
Daffy Duck he had a farm, eee eey eee eey oh. And on this farm he had an igloo, eee eey eee eey oh?
Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite!
Ah-ha! Now I've got the bead on you with MY disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates!
What a hypocrite! What a jip! Community service, eh? I'll give em community service! I'll see that ingrate ghosts get whiped off the face of the earth!
Provided the accident occurs as a result of a stampeded of wild elephants in our own home between 3:55 and 4:00pm o the Fourth of July during a hailstorm!