55 Adam Sandler Quotes
The price is wrong, bitch
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass
He has a 5 year plan, what is it, don't die?
Hey, old man river, zip it or I will break your hip
I do love the movies I've done in the past
I can't be gay Larry, I can be a lesbian for you, but that's about it
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience
I don't have to go, only you and my grandpa have to go every 30 seconds
Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish, but I would like to put more in her

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing
Natural gas gensets, 9 to 6000kW High horsepower, low emissions
No I swear I am the guy hiding in the frozen food section calling 911
Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you
Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl, or boy
I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right
Mama says that, alligators are angry cause they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush
Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh
Paul Newman's half-Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too, put them together, what a fine looking Jew
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink
Stephen King stopped by our gas station one time but everyone was too scared to talk to him
Well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say
I turned 40 in September, thank you. my goal is to make it through the next hour without having to get up and pee
I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue
She said we were doing laundry together? Where I come from, we call that doing the hibidy dibity
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh, I mean, just like all friends hanging out, that's the goal
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it
I never had a speech from my father "this is what you must do or shouldn't do" but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter
I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that
I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad
We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big
"Wedding Singer" taught us we shouldn't be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible
When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show
I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that, I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them
I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received
I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people
I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that
I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say "You wanna get some ice-cream?" he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick
I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends
It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that
My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think
This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero

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To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do
When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do
You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly "in the know", start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not